strange and mysterious woman

i'd like to share an experience i had recently, i was relaying it to a friend over a pint in the pub and was telling him how one night when i was taking a short cut home along a railway line i met this strange and mysterious woman, well one thing led to another and i ended up taking her home with me and we made mad passionate love all night long in every conceivable position, my friend then asked if she had given me a bj, no i said, i couldn't find her head!

my uncle has a ghost he call's little timmy i have nown about little timmy since i was 11 coz that was when i first felt him poke me. everytime i sat on my uncles lap i would feel little timmy poke me. uncle said it was coz he liked me. i didn't mind coz sometimes it made me giggle. eshpesially when i was wearing a skirt little timmy would poke me more then and sometimes it was uncomfortable and sometimes it made me feel all funny and sometimes a surprise thing would ahppen. when i was about 15 was wen i last sat on my uncle's lap. little timmy poked me hard in the bum and made me cry. i never did it anymore coz my uncle had lied to me all those years. little timmy didnt like me at all.

bet you like timmy now????

no i dont. i dont go round my uncles enymore.